Kumotang

An ancient Chinese secret martial art passed on by generations and generations. Kumotang is a deadly art that builds up your killer instinct. In Ancient times, whenever a person said "Kumotang" there will be a voice out of nowhere saying "HIYA!" or "HAAAAY!".

Tommy: Bitch, I know Kumotang...
(HIIIIIIIIIIYA!)
Joslyn: Word!?!??!

by Tommy Lai January 13, 2008

kumon

kumon is a place where ure "learnin" yeah right , KUMON IS HELL ON EARTH!!!!!!! they make u work and the woman who works th4ere is old and doesnt kno math... they interfere with work that will make u a living from school.

kumon REALLY sucks!!!!!! DONT GO!!!!!!!! SAVE URESELF

by gelly127 April 26, 2005

Kumon Kid

A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though

Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.

Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid

by mskcct January 6, 2016

Kumor

An alternative name used to describe God in the most shocking of circumstances.

It it mostly used when something happens that seems so unbelievable that it cannot be down to pure coincidence or luck.

I cannot believe I just won £250,000! Oh thank the lord Kumor!

by Wiktor_Starzak May 6, 2018

kumonify

to solve a math problem using shortcuts; to solve a math problem using the "kumon" way

Mr. Dong: If you know how to kumonify this problem, you don't have to show all your work.

by hellomath December 9, 2009

Isle of Kumoniwannalaya

An island in the South Pacific where all the male inhabitants are in dire need of female companionship. Any female visiting this island is assured of being laid, no matter how vile or disgusting she may look. The inhabitants don't care about fupas, gunts, excessive body hair, duct cheese or any type of sexually transmitted disease. A paradise for ugly and fugly women.

Cathy couldn't get any guy to lay her, so she traveled to the Isle of Kumoniwannalaya and got more ass than a toilet seat.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Kumori

An extremely smart person. Knows nearly everything, and is really 1337. Just an all around awesome person.

I'm a kumori, and I'm 1337.

by NOT bamases January 11, 2009