Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

knotty balls

when you tie your balls into a knot

"man my balls are stuck in a knot""You got knotty balls tied up"

by da fat shet November 8, 2015

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.

He was a knotty pig with that german shepherd.

by Cinophile May 10, 2018

Knottypinebitch

An amazing fan page that I love with great content that makes people happy. She needs more followers cause she’s awesome and amazing. The person is an absolute great person with great taste and I love her.

I love knottypinebitch

by Froggy123amzing May 27, 2021

Knotty Fun

A Disgusting Animation on Newgrounds that shows a female wolf penetrating or impregnating herself with a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey there, what's your favorite animation?
Person 2: Knotty Fun
Person 1: Ok, i will watch it and see what it is about!

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 11, 2021

krott

A total fucking cuntlick, also known as a fuckwad or a dick fuck

Andersson is a fucking Krott

by Danglebary69 May 13, 2022

Knottytide

When a felon come and says eat my bacon and cries and says no salt more catsup. That's why they are red dungy soul less bread hog eating troth mates.

....Gosh I keep getting rejection. Let me get my knottytide hanky and blew my holy seed and say rosary berry bless toxic much?

by fadedscribbler April 3, 2023