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Krispy Kreme 

Wife: Must.....have.....krispy kreme!!!
Husband: Ok.
Krispy Kreme by Sterfry July 12, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

When having sexual intercourse with a woman, before ejaculation, pull out your penis and tell the woman to make an "O" face. Then proceed to ejaculate around the edges of her open mouth in a circular motion inspired by the shape of a doughnut. When completed, yell out "HOT AND NOW BITCH".
She was hungry, so I gave her a Krispy Kreme.
Krispy Kreme by Jism Inc. August 11, 2010

dirty krispy kreme 

where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. He then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his dick, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells "MORE CREAM PLEASE!" and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.
Dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if I wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!

Krispy Kreme 

When you ejaculate/cum on someone and they do not clean it off, or get all of it of, it dries becoming a "Krispy Kreme"
Man, did you see Lacy's face the other night?
Yeah man, Krispy Kreme fo sho.

Krispy Kreme Liberal 

A person who is so out of touch with reality that they believe Krispy Kreme donuts are fire and they believe Hilary didn’t delete the emails.
“Guys like Gurpreet are what we call Krispy Kreme Liberals. He thinks Kamala is good at something.”

Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut 

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.