When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
by themadjackal November 2, 2003
Get the Krispy Kreme mug.This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.
-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?
- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.
- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.
by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020
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A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.
by ylean January 12, 2011
Get the Kristoffer mug.Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010
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by FlyAwayCake May 28, 2018
Get the Kristo mug.The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.
by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011
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