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Krimbloin

Someone who puts cheese in the gaps in your sofa.
I caught you doing the krimbloin on grans sofa.
by Dr Oetker May 2, 2011
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KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.
by Uncle Des July 22, 2010
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kripa

A mythical Nepali creature often mistaken for a fanciful unicorn. Kripa appears violent when she is seen attacking innocent bystanders (and many fear her for that reason), but is actually one of the kindest creatures known to man. She never fails to make her observers laugh by making a complete fool of herself in the most charming way. Observers should be aware that Kripa is especially prone to making loud noises reminiscent of an animal in distress, being distracted by shiny things, and being extremely cuddly (she is approximately cuddlier than a teddy bear, but -- despite the resemblance -- slightly less cuddly than a real bear).
Example: Oh hey there. That Kripa is too awesomazetasticalicious for school.
by sugaliciousaur June 21, 2011
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KRAMPUS

A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.
Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 5, 2018
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krimbo

"That guy with the white beard must be father krimbo!"

"Whatya get for krimbo jimmy?"
by wordboffin July 6, 2006
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KimPossible

I'm your basic average girl. And I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me cuz I'm KimPossible. There is nothing I can't do. When danger calls just know that I am on my wayayay. It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble, if you just call my name, KimPossible. Call me beep me if you wanna reach me. If you wanna page me, it's ok. Whenever you need me baby call me beep me if you wanna reach me. CALL ME BEEP ME. IF YOU WANNA REACH ME. Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when, I will be there for you til' the very end, if there's danger or trouble I'm there on the double, you know that you always can call KimPossible! (So whats the sitch) Call me beep me if you wanna reach me!

•The most bomb person you will ever meet.
•She will save you even in the hardest of times
•A great friend
•Gets through pain
•A superhero; My superhero
That girl is a KimPossible to me.
KimPossible saves the day again.
KimPossible defeated the awful Dr. Draken.
KimPossible is a QUEEN.
by Budgii October 15, 2018
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krip

type of weed; fucks you up fast.
i just smoked two bowls o' krip.
by chela March 16, 2004
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