Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

kooky talk

Random Stuff, Irrelevant topic, Quite Wrong.

"That's Kooky Talk" - Cosmo Kramer Seinfeld

by Cosmo Kramer May 30, 2006

Kookie and Tae

Kookie and Tae is a national meal that is usually taken by people called ARMY. It’s is a very delicious meal.

Army 1: Wanna go get some Kookie and Tae
Army 2: Um heck yeah!

by CrazyGirlARMY/NyaviCry June 16, 2018

Kooky-Tooky

A newly discovered bird, green 'fur' and ginger hair. Allergic to ice-cream, discovered by scientists on the Caribbean islands. Often used as a substitution word for paedophile.

Everyone freeze, there's a Kooky-Tooky in the house. If you move it will jizz on you.

by georgia-evelyn January 22, 2011

kooky side

Strange or crazy side that uptight people keep in disguise from nine to five.

"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."

"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."

X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"

Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Kooki-nuts

(noun) The English word for seco, a liquor that is popular in Central America. It is versatile, and distilled from sugarcane. Derived from the Greek word "kabphea", meaning "dry sticks".

I was worried that there would not be anything to drink here, but then I saw the bottles of Kooki-nuts on the counter. Did somebody just get back from Panama?

by Biff Cocoabutter November 25, 2011

Kooky Juice

A slang term for alcohol. Usually a strong liquor or juice heavy cocktail. Causes extreme pollution of the brain.

That boy is on that kooky juice.

by phantomofthedictionary August 8, 2022