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Kony Creator

When someone is succesful in a particular endeavor beyond their wildest dreams, causing one to undress in public in the middle of the day while slapping their ham and dispensing knuckle guppies all over the sidewalk.
"Dude what is Tony doing??"

"You didn't here the good news? He got an A++ on his math final!?"

"No way, he was only shooting for a C-."

"Yea, I asked him if he'd like to celebrate and get a couple pops, but he was acting kind of strange, but then I realized he just had to decompress and go Kony Creator for a bit."
by MC Beer Truck August 6, 2012
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Kony 2012

A fad started by a viral video, made by a man who was later caught inebriated, masturbating in public, and vandalizing cars.

The fad was posting "KONY 2012" everywhere, to the point you couldn't go anywhere without seeing it, to raise awareness on this Ugandan warlord who kidnaps children to fight for his army.

Even though the goal was achieved, people still felt the need to spam this crap everywhere.
Wannabe activist: Hey, KONY 2012!!!! WOOO! tell your friends!

Annoyed person: I don't have to, we've already been told, hundreds of times, by everyone.
by I_like_turtles August 13, 2012
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Kony 2012

Some Doucher in Uganda who killed a couple of people
(Top rated comment on some random youtube video)

KONY 2012
by Billy Mays June 22, 2012
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kony 2012

a scam that is based on kids believing what they hear from a supposedly factual video on youtube
moron"kony 2012 guys!" smart person "do research before you spew shit out of your mouth"
by 123456789101111111111122222222 November 9, 2012
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Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
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KONY 2012

A movement and campaign in 2012 to expose Joseph Kony, the single most wanted man in the world. He is an African criminal from Uganda who forces young African children between the ages of 10 and up to join his army. The boys are given guns and forced to fight for him and murder their families while the young girls are forced to be sex slaves. His army currently consists of over 30,000 children and growing. The campaigning you may see around is NOT to support Kony, but to increase the worlds awareness in order to stop this madman.
What is all this Kony 2012 stuff i keep seeing on Facebook?
by BigNick91 June 16, 2012
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Kony 2012

A documentary on a real problem going on in the world. It raises awareness for a man by the name of Joseph Kony abducts kids and trains them to be child soldiers. It is believed that this video uses emotional exploits to get the viewer to donate to the charity so that the United States government can keep U.S troops in Africa. The producers of the video are also claimed to be scammers, spending more money on making more videos rather than on the cause they're trying to promote.
Friend: Hey man, have you seen Kony 2012 yet?
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
by -.-2.0 July 23, 2012
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