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Dan Konopka

Dan Konopka is the drummer for the wonderful, amazing band OK Go. Some people would lead you to think he isn't important -- that he doesn't matter. Why, do you suppose?

HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.

He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.
Hormone-infused girl: Mmm...Damian...you are too DELICIOUS! Oh, oh, here look, it's a picture of him, and he's almost NAKED.

Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....

Hormone-infused girl: ...who?

Smart girl: facepalm

Also --

atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.

Me: ...how...how dare you?!
by AnIowan March 3, 2011
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Konoplev

A Russian surname which translates as "Of the cannabis ". The Russian word for cannabis is Konoplya.
"Whats your name?"
"Konoplev"
"For real? get outa here!"
by D Kon May 13, 2008
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Konoko

kon-O-ko

1. (Noun) Becoming an almighty, daodan being which leads to you having an insatiable appetite for purple hair and a bitchy voice that shouts, "Rising fury!" every time something does not go you way.

2. (Verb) To rising fury punch or devil spin kick your boss in the testicular area. The state of testicular destruction of you boss due to unnecessarily lengthy movements that appear to be martial arts.

3. (Adj) The state of acting konoko like in behaviour or demeanor.
ex. (Noun) That girl has become an holy konoko. That konoko will surely kill us all.

ex. (verb) If you do not give me a raise, I will konoko you to death! Your mother just konokoed you father for looking at another woman.

ex.(Adj) He is acting very konoko because he kicked his boss there.
by Onimotoko April 19, 2011
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konochin

bitchin..

saying shit about anything that does not please you cause things just arent going your way..

you tend to become a lil bitch about everything

thus making you Lame AF'
i swear you be konochin! Lame AF'
by sftbl16cuhh November 20, 2011
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Konosetsu

The lesbian relationship between Konoka and Setsuna in the Negima! anime/manga franchise.
The Kyoto arc is totally konosetsu!
by yurifan December 21, 2009
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konoske

A funny ass english teacher with a great heart and loves basketball it always hurts the kids with ADHD I should know first hand lol
Yo Mr.konoske funny but I need to switch I can't keep getting a d in his basketball English class room
by Finn lover 22 January 24, 2018
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Konole

A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.
~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."
by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012
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