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big konk

Used to define a larger than normal nose, regional variations include "Kig Bonk"
OI, watch out big konk, i cant see the screen
by NickLill November 21, 2005
mugGet the big konkmug.

konke-kanke

wen a man and woman have sexual pleasures on a bus
for exampe humphrey said to jane do you want to go to the back seats for a konke-kanke
by bbfl August 17, 2006
mugGet the konke-kankemug.

donkey konk

While doing it doggy style with a female, the male punches the woman as hard as he can in the back of the neck.
After we went to the bar, my boys and I were honkey tonkin' and donkey konkin'.
by BIG NIG (RELIEF) May 15, 2004
mugGet the donkey konkmug.

konk tf out

to pass tf out broski
“bro you tired?”

yeah homie i’m about to konk tf out “
by Lol .-. November 30, 2018
mugGet the konk tf outmug.

Dronk soos 'n konk

Made up Afrikaans slang meaning that you are beyond drunk and that you are going places.

The state in which you are more than drunk.
Luke: Yoh Lascelles! I am feeling dronk soos 'n konk.

Lascelles: Yoh same! DRONK SOOS 'N KONK!
by themasons July 24, 2018
mugGet the Dronk soos 'n konkmug.

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.
Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.
by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009
mugGet the I Came, I Saw, I Konked Hermug.

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