kolten dorty

An ugly little chicken boy... Who is also the biggest bandwagon you know.

OMG the eagles won the super bowl, I bet kolten dorty will have a Nick foles jersey.

by J.L. Boom February 6, 2018

kostyn

A wildly dangerous ma that will go down on your mom if not careful. kostyn's penis is exceeding 12" with a built in armor peircing tip straight out of COD, he roams the bushes of maple ridge looking to pounce on a MILF, eating its pussy like its crack-cocaine. great guy when he's with the boys... dont drop the soap.

"damn bro you see his horsecock? nine soft for sure"
"i went down on kostyn last night his dick hit me in the face harder than will smith"
"be careful in the ridge bro, the kostyn will pop out of the bush and rail you"

by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022

Kolyn

is a selfless gardener with amazing breasts. She makes a damn good mac and cheese and enjoys delicious beer. Never one to stab you in the back or resort to violence. Also fond of loving compassionate activities and states of mind.

Man, I wanna make sweet love to Kolyn!

by chrismart February 14, 2010

kolton

kolton fucking sucks

koltons a wanker

by Crosslauncher January 17, 2019

Koltin

asians who like to put wasabi on their friends food.

Joe: Bleh, i'm gonna throw up! who pulled a koltin???

by pants master February 18, 2009

Kolton Kluge

An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.

Wow that kid is such a Kolton Kluge

by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017

koltun

A pretty alright dood, great boyfriend but even better best friend. Always horny but always loyal. Once you become friends with a koltun he is a ride or die. They may come across as gay but are infact strait and always white

Omg hes such a koltun

Look at that koltun over there

by Jigglygod124 April 21, 2019