koi

dick in loas,or penis

i love my boyfriends koi ...eww wee

by 252 October 10, 2006

koi

to be cool like michael ngo

1.im a koi boi
2. i am a koi boi

by ngo January 21, 2005

Koi

A term or description created by a well-known comedian describing a male rear end that has been sodomized. After numerous times it has the look of a Koi fish mouth.

They said his anal area looks like the mouth of a Koi Fish

by Esolee3 February 13, 2016

Koi

Koi is an online preditor will tend to groom groups of people (ofter males) seducing them into nefarious activities

"Yo man that guy is a koi I wouldn't have anything to do with him if I were you"

by HolyGuacamoleSauceOnABuiscute May 11, 2020

albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.

My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!

by michael lowe May 10, 2007

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 01, 2018

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009