Knut Shot

A knockout nut shot in which a man’s soul leaves his body resulting in momentarily paralysis

Did you see that Bellator fight where Raymond Daniels hit Peter Stanonik with TWO of the hardest knut shots in MMA history?!?

by Subtek September 13, 2020

Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.

Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)

by Tob03 April 10, 2023

Knut

HUGGE COCK!

Damn boi u look like a Knut!

by Cucboaih May 22, 2018

Knut Herman

This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.

He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.

A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.

Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.

Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.

by Traktor December 4, 2019

Knut olav

Master of Nah and da….

Knut olav: nah

by Taco-Cato May 10, 2023

knut bjerke

Knut Bjerke is a famous norwegian teacher who mainly enjoys teaching and preaching about antennas, PLCs and Arduino. He also exceptionally cool and has the coolest voice.

He also has a lot of famous quotes like:
"Arduino"
"I love PLC"

Knut Bjerke is such a great guy.

by PartiallyRoyal March 2, 2017

Knut Ivar

The sexiest Norwegian male you will ever see. be prepared when you see him, he may kill you With his blue beautiful eyes. hes good at singing, dancing and building. like bob the Builder

"who built this? it must either be Knut Ivar or Bob the Builder"

by WeeWewehjj February 15, 2017