knights of the round table

when a group of men stand in a circle, unzip there pants and a girl procedes to suck the dicks in a circle

Hilary gave an excelent knights of the round table. The 5 guys were impressed.

by lavemoney13 October 18, 2006

Knightsexual

Sexual orientation and attraction to men/women wearing armor and wielding swords. A medieval kink.

Eric is so unattractive, but when he dressed in full body armor at the party - man it really turned me on. I am totally knightsexual.

Whips and chains do not excite me, but swords and chainmail do.

by Iswoonforknights September 1, 2021

nipunda knights

1. (noun) Nipunda Knights - Indoor Soccer Team based in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia

Let's go watch the 'Nipunda Knights'

by Oliver and Basil October 1, 2004

White Knighting

Standing up for someone or some thing, not in order to defend or help, but to make yourself look good.

Typically used by males, who have a rudimentary understanding of feminism and equality topics, using trendy words and expressions aimed to "sound good".

"If you don't know women who have been sexually abused it's because they don't trust you enough to tell you about it."
- Written by a white knight infamous for mistreating women.

or:

Girl is having argument with Boy 1 online, all civil.
Boy 2 interrupts/intervenes:
Boy 2: You are doing exactly what makes women uncomfortable around men.

Boy 1: Why are you White Knighting, bro?

by PH Berg September 29, 2018

Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect

When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.

In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation

by The Logical Fallacy June 11, 2017

The Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the *Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church" Knights pride themselves in humble service for Christ's Church on earth. Knights have financed things such as the March For Life (in Canada and the U.S.A), proposition 8 in California in support of the true definition of Holy matrimony, and have renovated many Catholic Churches all across the world. There are about 1,800,000 members, many from the Philippines, the US and Canada. members in 2008 have contributed around $144,000,000 to charities and have done over 50,000,000 hours in community service hours in that year alone. The values of each members reflect the aims of the Catholic organization which are: charity, unity, brotherhood and patriotism. Because of these 4 values, many knights are in the military and help veterans.

*Venerable is a title given to Catholics who are in the 2nd stage to Sainthood.

Parishioner 1: Oh Robert is a member of the "The Knights of Columbus"?

Parishioner 2: Yup, he ushers at Mass 1 Sunday per month with the knights and helps with renovating the Church and organizes youth activities!

Parishioner 1: That's so cool!

by Cup0Joe February 2, 2010

Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.

Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.

by Baraldo September 12, 2006