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Paff Knackery

I'm sick and tired of all your bullshit and paff knackery. You never make sense.

Collect all your personal items and other assorted paff knackery and get into the car
by Zabaduage July 17, 2020
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BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.
"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"
by funkbadger August 20, 2009
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Netflix and knockout

When you clap cheeks so hard and the person taking it hit there head hard enough off the headboard that they become unconscious, all the while there's Netflix playing in the background
John: I clapped cheeks so hard that instead of Netflix and chilling it became Netflix and knockout.
by Alex's D May 10, 2018
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knacker drinking

Her: Do you know a park we can have a few cans in?

Him: Awww baybeh! I'll be over there in 20 minutes!!!

Her: Well, we could do a pub... but knacker drinking is true freedom :)
by Scudzer June 10, 2010
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Knacking

it is the act of grinding the opposite sex .
for upmost pleasure and excitement.
Person 1: Guy what are you going to do to your girl in Destroy Dick December
Person 2: I'm going to be Knacking her
by da hype November 5, 2018
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Knockout

Knockout is a forum that sprung from the remains of Facepunch in early 2018, and has since eclipsed Facepunch tenfold to become a seething hive of degeneracy with fetishes that would make /b/ scream in horror before reaching for the bleach.

Most of Knockout's demographic are thirty-something year olds who were hot stuff when Facepunch hit its prime in late 2010, and are now stuck whining about how they wasted all their life experiences by being shut-ins in their mother's basements or boozing for years but can't work up the will to either stop posting or administer nine grams of lead to their brain.

When Knockouters aren't busy explaining their fucked up fetishes, torrenting child porn, or treating tiny pixels next to their names like Viagra for their penises irl, they spend their days like ResetERA does: whining about anything that doesn't fit the social justice definition, whining about representation, whining about how no one takes them seriously, and whining at each other like the bitches they are, but if you try to point out that their lives are worthless and that they have better things to get upset over, they will cry like pussies and bombard you with "Dumb" ratings. Meanwhile you can get banned for not going along with the community or whenever the jannies wish.

Knockout is hell.
Rick: Dude, what the fuck? Some idiot on a forum just told me that he watched CP and fapped to it.
Dave: Oh, what site was this?
Rick: Knockout, of course.

Inacio: I know, I'll make a forum to replace Facepunch!
Creepy Knockout members: Can we join too...
Inacio: Yeah, sure, come in- OH SWEET JESUS FUCK
by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021
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knackage holiday

A two week holiday to a tacky resort taken by Irish knackers
The whole family were togged out in their matching tracksuits as they checked in for their knackage holiday to the Costa De Sol!!
by aoifepaula October 7, 2008
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