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shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.
Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010
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wolf knuckle

Male testicles. Can also be used in the same sense as bubblegum if you are so inclined.

While the word is derived from camel toe, it is incorrect to say that a wolf knuckle is the male equivalent of a camel toe.
It is always advisable to trim your wolf knuckle if you want to get teabagged.

While men know most of the basics of proper hygiene, we often fail to keep a trim wolf knuckle, much to the chagrin of women around the world.
by John Amechi August 19, 2005
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fat knacker

contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
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sludge knuckles

Shit residue, when you wipe but it's too slippery and you slide your knuckles in your dirty butt crack leaving a smear upon the the knuckle.
"Bro I just tried to wipe my ass, now I got sludge knuckles."
by BrickkBoyy June 24, 2017
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White Knuckles

1) A terminology used to describe when someone is holding onto something extremely tight, due to a stressful or otherwise tense situation.

2) Also a synonym for someone feeling stressed, or tense about life.
"When we took that corner at 95, everyone in the car had white knuckles"

"You've had white knuckles since you got served with divorce papers, are you going to be ok?"

"We call him white knuckles, he stresses about EVERYTHING!"
by Capso March 9, 2010
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Ugandan Knuckles

A Character from a VR video game who wants to know da wey.
Ugandan Knuckles wants the queen to show him da wey.
by Datboi 1 2 3 January 8, 2018
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Double knuckle shufle

Inserting one finger in the vagina and one in the ass.
I was applying the double knuckle shuffle to your mother last night.
by Moolie April 6, 2005
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