Knackered

sexually tired;
an old horse thats going to the glue factory.

by lopus April 24, 2003

knackered

having suffered an injury to the testicles

used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam

"I knackered myself when i fell off the monkey bars"

by Phillip J Brown January 24, 2007

knackered

to be wholloped in the balls

Guy1:DUUUUUDE!!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???!
Guy2:I know, I know, he just got completely knackered. Thats GOTTA hurt!!!!

by TIMMMAY!!! October 9, 2008

knockerpods

Another word for BIG breasts

fuck look at the knockerpods on her

by ak-j December 17, 2004

knackered

Being thoughly drunk, nicely high and overall chill

I feel nicely knackered

by ThiccNSnoopy January 10, 2020

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

by McRibbie March 13, 2020

Knackered

A British slang term for beat up / used or tired

Teacher: morning class hope you are feeling fresh
That kid in the class: Nah fuck that I’m proper knackered today miss

Girl 1: omg me and Ron had suck great sex last night my pussy is SO knackered today
Girl 2: You? Knackered? Is Ron alive then?
Girl 1: He didn’t die completely, but he is at home today

by ColgateVagina March 21, 2021