kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Kmart Cola

A girl who is so mundane and generic she has lost all originality and is exhausting to be around.

That girl only could talk about her sorority and her favorite hairstyle, she's so kmart cola

by Mellow fellow September 25, 2014

KMART WARRIOR

A PERSON WHO LOVES TO SHOP AT KMART ONLY.
A PERSON WHO HITS THE BLUE LIGHT SPECIALS AT KMART.
A PERSON WHO LIVES TO SHOP AT KMART WITH THE FORCE OF A WARRIOR.

DID YOU SEE THAT KMART WARRIOR PUSH PAST ME TO GET ALL THE BEST SALES?

WHOA, LOOK AT SARAH, SHE IS A TRUE KMART WARRIOR THE WAY SHE SHOPS FOR SALES.

by NURSEWNC February 12, 2010

kmart mom

A woman that is rather trashy and buys everything except her crack supply at her local Kmart store.

Ashley is such a piece of trailor trash, she is truly a Kmart mom.

by llamaster69 February 06, 2014

Lil Kmart

A guys gamertag on xbox

I played Fortnite with Lil Kmart the other day

by YourPseudoFuckoff May 30, 2018

Lil Kmart

A guys xbox username

I'm finna play some Call of Duty with Lil Kmart

by YourPseudoFuckoff June 03, 2018