Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

kringer

kringer means lazy its the lazyiest person you will ever met

have you met kringer he is so lazy

by joey_17 November 21, 2017

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004

Kinger

Another name for a Holden Kingswood car in Australia.

"Lets go take the Kinger out for a spin!"

by Da Man! January 9, 2005

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007