Keptonia

Peace made within misery.

She experienced keptonia while fighting her battles.

by GraveDragon March 17, 2019

Kleptopal

A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).

Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!

Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?

Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!

by staynkhoe March 16, 2011

kleptocracy

The United States. A country were politicians only care unless there's something in it for them, as only those who lie the best get elected to further abuse power.

I love living in a kleptocracy, money for pointless neverending wars, dieases without cure, and school books from 1960.

by D The R April 17, 2006

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012

Kleptophiliac

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Kleptopisser

Definition 1: Someone who purposely goes to hospitals just to steal old/sick peoples piss.
Definition 2: Someone who will do anything to steal piss from anyone.

Nurse 1 : "GOD DAMN IT LINDA, WE TOLD YOU TO NEVER COME BACK, STOP STEALING THE OLD PEOPLES PISS."
Nurse 2 : "SEE, I TOLD YOU SHE'S A LITTLE KLEPTOPISSER."
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Boy 1: "Did you hear about that new serial killer?"
Girl 1: "Yeah.. They kill people then steal their piss."
Boy 2: "Sounds like a Kleptopisser to me."

by Ichokedonarasin August 20, 2023

kleptochargamania

A person who compulsively steals phone chargers.

One day he would be forced to admit to him self that he did in fact have kleptochargamania.

by A Lizzy Bath May 23, 2017