klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

E-Klepto

Electronic Kleptomaniac.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.


E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.

Anyone who has used napster, kazaa, DC, Bittorrent, IRC, or newgroups, to name a few.

by Dan Welsh November 3, 2004

klepto rackz

the dopest song ever made

dope lad: oi klepto rackz is dope
dope las: i rekon

by dope las July 28, 2012

Klepto-fucking

The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.

Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.

by Son-Dood January 3, 2017

Conquest Klepto

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.

"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."

"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"

by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022

Klepto Hodiak

A person who compulsively pockets items that don’t belong to them at mass collects and deposits in multiple spots in thier neigherhbor hood.

My klepto hodiak roommate filled up three of my neighbors sheds with my electronics

by Ronin boom bostic November 6, 2025