On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Get the Klepto Fridaymug. I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.
by Scumgoth August 10, 2017
Get the klepto dietmug. Electronic Kleptomaniac.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.
E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.
E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.
by Dan Welsh November 3, 2004
Get the E-Kleptomug. by dope las July 28, 2012
Get the klepto rackzmug. Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022
Get the Conquest Kleptomug. The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.
by Son-Dood January 3, 2017
Get the Klepto-fuckingmug. by Katzmeow October 19, 2021
Get the Klepto Flamiacmug.