Getting Klemmy

Getting under the influence and wanting to dance and/or rage one's face off

I had a few drinks and started getting Klemmy last night.

by DJKlem July 5, 2014

Kelamis Maneuver

An act of self-defense against 3 or more people where the victim toe-kicks the first attacker in the testicles so hard that the kicker elevates himself off the ground by no less than four inches, followed by a swift left hook to the second attacker, and then after being knocked to the ground by the third attacker, while being kicked, the victim grabs the third attacker's ankle and hyperflexes it plantarflex so much that every ligament snaps and the attacker falls to the ground. Often, after this entire incident the victim will look up and discover two police officers down the street who were oblivious to the entire ordeal.

Did you hear what happened to Johnny? Some guys tried to jump him and steal his watch, so he pulled out the Kelamis Maneuver.

The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.

He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.

After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.

by DukeWayne April 19, 2009

Klem

Used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). Basically it's a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.

"Dude, I didn't half put on some klem over Christmas, I should have well laid off the gravy"

Or

"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"

by ZEDZDEAD December 22, 2009

kleeman

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Klamath Falls

Located in southern Oregon.
The anus of Oregon.

A city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

It snows anytime between the months of November and May.

Gets hotter than Hell in July and August.

3 seasons; Winter, Rain, and Construction.

A place where damn Californians move to because they don't know any better.

A place where EVERYONE is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

Home to the OIT Hustlin' Owls. Basketball Champs!!!

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we don't want you here, please leave.

by Dani89 April 16, 2008

Klemen

Klemen is a very hot and handsome dude that everybody wants as a friend or a boyfriend and can turn a straight dude gay in a matter of seconds. He is most often spotted rocking an afro or some other hot hairstyle. Guys named Aleksander are naturally attracted to him. He is an absolute Chad and eats pasta with basil pesto on the school bus, even though his main mean of transportation is his Pony bike. Also has an amazing taste for dark humor

Tyler is looking hella cute today.
Tyler?!?! Have you even seen Klemen

by Klemen is epic November 8, 2020

Klean Kut

An Individual, predominately Black, that always has a Klean Kut, usually in reference to hair, and overall body image. He is very nice to look at, but BAD NEWS. Not only are they Klean Kut, but these type of males tend to engage in intercourse with numerous females or males. At times they play with the emotions of innocent females, causing them to get attached and then they just leave them hanging...STAY AWAY FROM KLEAN KUT INDIVIDUALS!!!

I Have dated a Klean Kut Individual, things started off great, but then I saw his true colors.

by Vaseline Girl February 5, 2009