Klaus sexual

Then someone is attracted to Klaus Mikaelson. You are more in love with a fictional character then anyone else, you gotta be Klaus or Damon sexual.

She is obsessed with pics of Klaus she’s got to be Klaus sexual

by Klaus sexual December 29, 2020

klausmikaelsonsexual

Someone who finds Klaus Mikaelson very attractive. He would have ripped their heart out and the would say thank you

Andrea: I'm klausmikaelsonsexual
Stefan: omg me too girl!
Andrea: I even bought a blanket with him on it so I can sleep with him

by Mrs.Malfoy January 13, 2021

Klaus

The one that everyone who watchs Umbrella Academy love even if they don't know it.

BFF: Who's your favorite character?

Me : KLAUS HE'S SO CUTE

by Galaxy panda March 6, 2019

kräusening

Going two or more days without bathing
(der. from beer brewing practice of adding actively fermenting wort to a batch ready for bottling in order to encourage further fermentation in the bottle)

"By the stank rolling off Larry on Monday morning, I gathered he drank himself gotch-eyed Friday night and had been kräusening ever since."

Angie usually kräusened on Sunday mornings while she did her laundry.

by spacklepants March 26, 2009

klasseno

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

by sexymcg November 16, 2009

Klaus

When somebody does something fucking boss

Yo dude you hooked up with Katie, thats so Klaus

by Joel Pascuzzi February 3, 2015

Klausexual

When someone feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Mikaelson.

She’s always drooling over scenes with Klaus, she must be Klausexual.

by Ms. Editor December 29, 2020