Kirklandia

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.

I love the theme song for Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Tyler Kirkland

Someone who pulls 0 bi*ches but is super pooper sexy. when he makes gay jokes I wish he wasn't joking. some people don't like him, and some want to be him. he is the best frisbee player in the world. He rejects girls frequently and makes all A's. if someone were to impregnate me it would be TK. this man could slap me in the face, RKO me, and shoot me in the face, but I would still want him to be inside me🥰. his penis is around 3 feet long that he has to wrap it around his leg. his griddy is like watching Jesus walking on water (super mesmerizing) Tyler Kirkland if you see this, please be mine. Love you Bye:)

random girl- man i want to ask Tyler Kirkland out
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝

by Knox's #1 fan November 18, 2022

Mads Kirkmand

An individual commonly seen performing strange or weird actions.

Billy: "Hey Mads Kirkmand what are you doing?"

Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"

Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"

by Filthy_John May 25, 2018

pp und kaki in pp kakaland

a popular German phrase from the 1700s, commonly used in appalling poetry. The translation is yet to truly be deciphered, but some claim it translates to "**Your beauty is beyond my vision.**" as it is commonly used by poets describing their significant other.

Ach wie sehr ich dich liebe mein Schatz... pp und kaki in pp kakaland .
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goethe, 1784.

by sackO'tatoes February 25, 2023

kirtland hills

A bunch of "Wanna-Be Cops" who were too pussy to sign up for Cleveland's sixth district police department. So they became uniformed revenue collectors with guns and tazers. They especially love to pull over teenagers, call their parents, and falsely claim that they have beer in the car so that they can search their vehicles in hopes of finding something to charge them with. They never harass their own affluent residents. Rather, they work the Mentor/Concord residents traveling on Route 84. In fact they even sit in Mentor City property (O'Connors Gas Station) lurking in the shadows for their next victim!

Kirtland Hills Cops have pulled over everyone in our family with lame excuses numerous times in Mentor.

by Pissed off in Mentor January 11, 2008

Kirkland

A guy that is caring and never fails to make you smile. He can sometimes make you feel nervous but you still enjoy looking for him and seeing him. Typically has blond hair and ocean eyes. The guy of your dreams

I love kirkland he’s so caring

by Behumane November 23, 2017

Kirtland Hills

1. Team of police who have nothing else to do but pull u over for no reason bec their is no crime in Kirtland their most famous excuse is "your back light is out"

2. Group of assholes who search your car for the hell of it

The Kirtland Hills police will take your freedom, your drugs, and your life

by Bigpete63999 September 30, 2007