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Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).
Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler
by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003
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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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kidist

Damn girl, you are so Kidist today.
by Sanandraomo December 26, 2008
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no kidding

Sentence mostly used to show surprise. However, it can also be used to show impatience.
Surprise:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding! You'll invite me over to play, won't you?

Impatience:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding... You already told me that like 1000 times.
by JamesT-Z May 23, 2008
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just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it
"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you
by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020
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Just kidding!

Used by someone as a way to soften a direct insult by saying it was just a joke, although the person doing the insulting still means the insult after the Just kidding! has been said.
Reggie: "Bob, you're such an asshole!"
Bob: "What?"
Reggie: "Just kidding!"
Bob: "Oh, ok."

Bob now doesn't feel he's been insulted, because he was told that it was a joke, but Reggie still means what he said.
by narhi September 20, 2005
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just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious
Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously
by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006
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