kingnoob

king of the noobs, doesnt mean he isnt a noob. just means he is in charge of the noobs.

can also be because he is the most noob of them all

"improve was the worst noob in the game, he was kingnoob"

by improve October 22, 2017

kingwood middle school

kingwood middle school smells bad. theres bugs and roaches all over the school, always hair in the nasty ass food from the cafeteria. some of the teachers are okay. female coaches pick favorites , the boy coaches are chill asf. all the girls there are fake and cant set their own trends. the boys are all ugly and mostly fake and nicotine feins who hit a mint pod instead of brushing their teeth. a good handfull of people out the school do drugs or sell them too.

broooo, have you been to kingwood middle school?

yea bro, that place sucks.

by ex kms student June 22, 2019

Kingwood

A city in Texas, called a bubble by its inhabitants, and called The smokeable Forest by its hippies. Where children are left alone at home for long period of times to smoke weed and do other nifty drugs. To many nigger lovers are here, as well as wiggers and black ppl trying to b niggers but turn out to jsut be white. Ppl here think they are the shit and are untouchable. The only gangs here are The boy scouts and the girl scouts watch out if your wearing the wrong colors youll get 10 cookies embeded in ur chest or multch for your organs.

"kingwood sucks bitches"

by Juju Jesus P. April 30, 2005

kingkoopa

aka chamillionaire one of the best rappers in Texas

chamillionaire A.K.A KING KOOPA

by babygirl October 18, 2003

Kingwood

The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.

Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!

Ex 2

Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*

Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?

by getookf December 9, 2008

Kingwood, Texas

Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.

Kingwood, Texas. Kicks. Ass. Like. No. Other. Eat. It.

by Steriotypical Steriotypers Suck August 5, 2007

kingmoamin

One of the goats

U play like kingmoamin.....

by moamin da goat September 29, 2020