Kevenny is an ugly, skinny bastard that never does anything but look at memes. He's not good with girls but claims that he is even though he is afraid of speaking to them whenever he's in their presence. He eats ass like theres no tomorrow, it don't matter if its family or not to him bootyhole is bootyhole.

"Do you like Kevenny?"
"Who? That skinny guy that always looks at memes?"
"Yeah boneless is what I call him"
"Lol hell no"

Kevenny by Sean Williams THE RAPPER KING November 9, 2018

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Ķævēñ Błøøm

a dumbass who likes to kills cats and say the voices told me to while laughing like goofy

Ķævēñ Błøøm: *shoots cat*

anybody: why did you do that

Ķævēñ Błøøm: *laughs like goofy* the voices told me too

Ķævēñ Błøøm by Ķævēñ Błøøm October 20, 2019

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Kevenshan

Someone who makes you happy no matter how down you may have been feeling. Someone who sticks by your side no matter what. A Kevenshan will be the most perfect friend for you and make you feel like you are the only person who matters, like it's you two against the world together. You could never ask for a better friend than a Kevenshan.
If you have ever wondered what the most perfect human beings on Earth look like, look no further than a Kevenshan! These people are elite in every aspect, outside and in. They are gorgeous, tall, built, and can even be hired as a personal bodyguard.
As a person, a Kevenshan is sweet, caring, adorable and charming. They will never fail to make you smile, and will never hesitate to try. Some believe these humans are in fact angels from heaven itself, and there is a lot of proof to back these claims.
Kevenshans love you endlessly, but once you grow attached to them, you will love them more, no matter how much they want to deny it.

"That guy is such a Kevenshan! He's kind, supportive, and just overall perfect! I couldn't ask for a better friend!"

Kevenshan by _.Beast_Master_64._ November 17, 2020

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