Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

Keegan That Shit

The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.

If you don't Keegan That Shit I will put my ball sack into your beard.

by Wowlova4life December 29, 2007

kaegan

The best of the best, a total chick magnet. if you insult him on a good day he'll shrug it off, but if you even glance at his girl you freakin dead.

exibit A: Hey guys look at that sexy chick!

Kaegan: ( kicks the guy in the balls so hard they fly out his mouth ) that " sexy chick " is my baby girl.

exibit A: ( rolls on the floor in pain trying to scream )

by arowsmit June 20, 2011

Keegan

Waffles. The only word to describe a Keegan. Waffles.

Hey Waffles! (keegan)

by ndfwjklwfk May 18, 2009

Keegangster

G a m e r boi e e e e e e e e e e e e ee e. 420 hahahahahahahahaha

Yo it’s keegangster he is so e

by Neisjwksksks October 2, 2021

Dirty keegan

When you cum up your spouses nose

My husband gave me a dirty Keegan last night and now my nose hurts.

by Little bit more December 9, 2021