Ketzia

Incredibly sexy

Damn! You look so Ketzia

by jkdm June 16, 2011

Kurtz Kidz

Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.

If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.

If you're lucky, maybe one of Kurtz Kidz will agree to sell you a Sonic Blue JagStang.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

ketziah

Ketziah is a very beautiful girl capable of unimaginable things. She can tend to have different emotions but as long as you’re good to her, she’s good with you. She doesn’t like annoying people (who does honestly). Most times, she can be (in some ways) rude to the nicer people. She doesn’t like people to easily, but just give her time. She loves to laugh and has one of the prettiest ever heard to human. Don’t be fooled though.... she can knock you out in a split second if you mess with her. She’s very strong and has a very good heart. She doesn’t believe that she’s beautiful but if you keep telling her everyday, she’ll appreciate it even more. She HATES being lied to and won’t stop until she gets the full truth out of you. Don’t try to change her or she’ll ruin your life. END OF DISCUSSION

Look at her go....IT’S KETZIAH FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD! Of course she’ll attract all the eyes.

by L_A_K_E_R_S November 2, 2020

Larry "truck guy" Kurtz

A highly compassionate man that smokes too much from time to time. He's the gutair man that knows how to give guys and girls a good time. He is a man of many talents but is most known for his ability to "drop it". Some call him Justin but everyone knows him as Larry.

See that smoke and noise coming from the closest; it's most likely Larry "truck guy" Kurtz.

by Winkyffaboi February 11, 2019

Kurtzament

A Kurtzament is when you enter into an argument with anyone of the Kurtz family. This argument is impossible to win, as they are always right. If two Kurtz's we're to get into an argument, they would agree to disagree because for one of them to lose would result in a paradox. When this happens it is known as a Kurtzament Argument Paradox. To get into a Kurtzament, is to enter in to a battle you cannot win.

Joe: Dudee. Crack is better then Marijuana(MJ).
Kurtzdude: Nooo, it fuckin isn't, what are u a dumbass?
Joe: **sniffs crack**. this shit rocks.
Kurtzdude: **Smacks Joe**. Dude, your an idiot, you can't win a Kurtzament, MJ is better.
Joe: Yeaa...your right.

by Kurtz Myster Kurtz2 January 15, 2009

kertrina

retarded bitch who is always laughing and eats a hell of a lot and is always joking around

dont go all kertrina on mee you bitchhh

by sam tekeste March 26, 2009

Scott Kurtz

N. Author of the web-based comic "PvP". Also known for being a hypocrite, his rants & raves, advice instructing children to take over the counter drugs so they can stay awake to play video games, general advice on how everyone should run their life, and his enormous ego. Mostly his ego.

"I got news for you people..."
"Video games will retard your child..."
"I love playing games."
"Let me tell you..."
"...I can say whatever I want in the strip..."

by typo November 24, 2004