kerise

Kerise is such a loveable person with a great heart. She always has someone else or herself smiling and she can get any guy to like her. Kerise has a huge heart and always puts others first. If you have a friend like Kerise don't lose her and don't get on her wrong side because you wil regret it.

Guy 1: Heyy bro look at that girl smiling
Guy 2: Oh thats Kerise...shes chilled and always makes me smile🙂

by someone you dont know1234 October 27, 2019

karine

karine is a sex mechine

yo your mum is a karine

by nonce 18803 September 30, 2020

Ich habe keine Beine

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

by ihnen March 1, 2020

kernel

Something that in Windows XP takes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

by mode_seven September 27, 2005

Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

Kerington

A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.

I saw Kerington for the first time today and couldn't stop smiling.

by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004