mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

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DropBear Kerfuffle

A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty

Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle

by Australian bush man April 5, 2022

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When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

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