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kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw
woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it
kentucky straw hat by chopblock February 5, 2010

Kentucky Slider 

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food
Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.

Kentucky SludgeFest 

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.
Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!

Kentucky Sunshine 

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy

kentucky swap 

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting
Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.
kentucky swap by Firecat087 November 28, 2015

Kentucky Strangler 

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.