Ken He

Chonky Yellow Shrek

a- ' look its ken he'
b- ' u mean chonky yellow shrek?'

by kbdklajfbsef October 11, 2020

ken-gar

Ken-Gar is a tawny enclave in well-off Montgomery County, Maryland. Its name comes from the contraction of Kensington, and Garrett Park, betwixt which it is platted. It is defined by the heavily wooded Rock Creek Park on several sides, railway on the south side, and has but a single entrance. Ironically, some of the children who live in the neighborhood fancy it "rough" due to the predominately minority populace, but it is in fact an old, well-settled neighborhood with a rich history, several churches, and a civic-minded populace.

We are visiting those delightful folks in Ken-gar, near the Kensington Antiques district!

by Shloss November 17, 2009

Ken m

The ultimate internet comment board troller, a Ken m prowls the comment boards of websites such as yahoo and reddit. Mainly preying on uneducated internet users they usually disguise as a well 'meaning moron', thereby tricking their prey into a false sense of security that the Ken m uses to their advantage to ultimately troll their prey into a state of internet rage that is extremely amusing to both the troller and any fortunate observers.

"I encountered a Ken m last night, this poor person fell for it. But it was hella funny tho."

by User_3103 March 25, 2017

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Cubicle Ken

An dull person with a dead-end job in a corporate environment and little or no power to change his lifs life or ambitions to do so. Basically a cross between Milton and Michael from the movie Office Space.

Prima: Did you meet the new guy yet?
Secunda: Not yet, what's he like?
Prima: Not much to say.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: He's a bit of a Cubicle Ken.

by STAPLERRRRRRRRR October 5, 2010

Kaneki Ken

Kaneki Ken is an average college student whom had lost his father and mother when he was a child. All he had was his best friend Hide. But after a tragic turn of avents, Kaneki Ken ended up getting turned into a ghoul. He turned to a cafe called Anteiku that is full of ghouls that don't kill people. After kaneki got turned into a ghoul his life became hell and he ended up getting torchered by yamori, and that caused Kaneki's hair to turn white from the stress which also turned him into a badass, sexy, cannibal motherfucker who ate yamori. Kaneki's personality changed completely which made him 5000% hotter than he already was. Though his life was still hell. At the end he was killed by Mr. Amon. All of this happened, because he wanted to go on a date.

Tsukiyama: Woah! Why is that white haired guy so hot?

Touka: Him? Oh that's kaneki Ken.

Tsukiyama: Oh, that explains it.

by Ayuma July 28, 2016

Ken Holland

Ken Holland AKA The greatest GM in all of sports, K-train, Holla Holla Holland, That GM, K-train, Kenny Christ, Kenny Holland. Holland is a former goalie for the Detroit Red Wings and current General Manager and current Executive Vice President of the Red Wings. Ever since taking over as GM in 1998 he has won 3 Stanley Cups and will win about 35 more. He also enjoys cosmos and was voted best looking GM in the NHL for 15 years straight. Holland is a genius and has a thing for drafting Swedes during the NHL drafts.

Pens fans: "We have the greatest gm in the NHL."
Rest of the NHL: "Two words. Ken Holland."

by GoWings55 October 13, 2013