A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/
Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*
by Smol Potato Lover 😚 🥔 February 19, 2019
A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load
Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
by succcccccc October 09, 2018
by Zoro123 November 23, 2021
a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)
by yousue August 24, 2018
by Bigbootyhoe127 August 07, 2019
Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.
by Tom Crean January 16, 2011