kelvin

a guy that loses to nahian in basketball

*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!

by fortstreetfortstreet February 1, 2009

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by randy and his Mexico

Randy: kelvin coming over here and get this dick

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019

Kelvin

Kelvin in the best

Dude! Kelvin is the best

by randomdude2004 November 24, 2021

Kelvin

The guy that rages because of everything

"Don't be a Kelvin, it's just a game."

by XD-69 February 28, 2017

Kelvin

Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth

Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin

Josh: Lol yeah that's true

by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by a guy name randy

Randy: kelvin come here a get this dick I

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019

Kelvin

A very dangerous baby toothed boy

The dangerous kelvin tried to bite someone but his teeth could do damage

by Joeypooooo December 24, 2019