Kenneth Newton

The principal of Kahler Middle School. He has the small boy genes and the big gay.

"Report to the office now for being a bad boy" ~ Kenneth Newton
"NEVER!" ~ Caleb Ayi

by bigpoppydick1123 October 16, 2019

whats the frequency, kenneth?

A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.

"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist

by Morpheus August 3, 2004

kenneth allenberg

Kenneth Allenberg is a gay fuckboy who sucks DIUGH and jerks his dick 24/7. If you need your DIUGH sucked contact that nigga Kenneth Allenberg

YO whats up Kenneth Allenberg! How much DIUGH did youn suck last night

by Name Hunter June 15, 2017

Kenneth Smith

A self-centered, egotistical, sociopathic, Man.

"UGHH, He's such a Kenneth Smith"

by Biggest Human October 11, 2021

Kenneth

An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.

me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go

by the original arjun January 2, 2011

Kenneth Factor

The problem that arises from drunken fraternity boys appearing at all hours of the night in sorority houses. The "Kenneth factor" can include, but is not limited to: showing up unannounced at any hour, heavy intoxication, wandering around aimlessly in and out of rooms, locking oneself in bathrooms, and generally causing antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Why were all the lights left on in the house overnight?"

"The Kenneth Factor"

by Lust95618 April 13, 2010

Kenneth

The most nerdiest nerd to ever exist. He constantly talks about cars, computers, knifes and many video games. He is the friend who always sits in the corner by himself eating food and won't talk to anyone unless talked to. He also often complains about people in his class. Even if he seems like a depressed stick in the mud, when you get to know him he is a bundle of passion, anger and voice cracks but you love him anyways.

Friend: Hey do you see that guy screaming over there, I wonder who he is?
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.

by GetRektUwU April 6, 2019