kieran mc keever

The most loving man you could ever come across. He’s so caring and is incredible handsome. He is very loyal and is always there for you no matter what. He’s so perfect. But guess what? He has a girlfriend so back the fuck up before I have to beat a bitch. K? K.

“Who’s that boy over there?”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only Kieran Mc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”

by By his girlfriend❤️💍 May 19, 2018

klavern

The Klavern is a group of people who reside in #currentevents on ZiRC. They discuss politics and post in the Debate and Discussion forum on Something Awful.

The Klavern has you. The Klavern will take over the world.

by chendo November 11, 2003

keater

A really great guy once you know him. Can seem a little blocked off at first but that's only cause once he lets you into his walls you know that earning his trust was worth it. Has the best laugh and is the most loyal friend who will ever find. Is extremely attractive so all the girls want him, but if he has a girlfriend he'll be true to them to a fault. Even though he might seem like he knows what he is doing but deep down he's just as neavouse as you are. You can trust a keater with your deepest secrets and he will always keep them. If you find yourself a keater don't let him go he's the kind of person that you would want by your side when you're at your lowest. Keater can make you laugh when you feel like you won't ever smile again.

Person: Wow I wish I and a keater!
Keater friend: Oh you do wish he's the best!!
Keater a girlfriend: But you can't have mine find your own.

by Large fairy November 8, 2019

bloody keafer

when a girl is on her period and you eatin her pussy and she queefs and she squirts out blood

joe:so is ur gf on her period because that would be a good time to do a bloody keafer
billy:oh ya ik im going to do that saturday

by godsdesire June 2, 2009

Kever

Name of a Caucasian-male. People named Kever are often musical,awesome, and all over funny. There are only 3 known Kever's in the world.

Kever is always practicing his music/choir

by The almighty duck May 12, 2009

Khaver

Arsehole. Like, absolute cunt. Hope he chokes on a donkey dick. The fucking dingle.

"Fuck dat nigga Khaver, he needs to die."

by Johnnyfromdonny12345 January 17, 2017

keaven

Look up Keavan instead, there is the definition for keaven

You used keaven wrong

by Y3T1 November 5, 2018