Hayden Kaiser

The sex god of Never Shout Never

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-

by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011

Kasser's

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.

A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.

by doubledoozies January 19, 2012

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

kayser

Kayser is the most handsome man in the world. He has always many girls walking near him or beside him. Kayser is a universal name and is used in many countries. The word kayser derives from the word ceaser. Kayser is very picky with his girls though and doesn’t just choose anyone. He doesn’t car if you follow him but that doesn’t mean you will ever get a chance with him. Kayser is probably the finest man in the world.

Girl: “oh my god that man kayser fine”.

by King, ruler of the land. May 20, 2018

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest brit band alive, of course, along side many other bands. Better live and even better when you meet them. Straight up sweet hearts. May be known as weird, but that's just the way they are. Jokers at heart and wonderful fashion. Great singles and great albums (only two, more coming up). Band from Leeds, England

Poser girl:Oh yeah, whats that one band that sings that one song called? ruby? yeah, yeah, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby!

K.C. Fan:The Kaiser chiefs??

Poser girl:Yeah, whatever, i heard it on the radio.

K.C. Fan:I dont think we should talk anymore.....

by bobba ganoosh May 13, 2008

Kauerfied

In refrence to the great spooky musician for the infamous "Faces of Death" movies Gene Kauer. Basically any song or piece of music that has similar qualities to Gene Kauer's music such as spookiness, ample usage of keyboards, cheesy at times, eerie moments, sounded ear-shattering keyboard crescendos or anything that sounds similar to the "Faces of Death" soundtrack

You check out that new Radiohead song? It's totally Kauerfied.

by B Strit November 12, 2006

KaiserCrimson

some white guy that owns a server and cone is apparently his favorite hose setting, cracker

aka yeet and cheetos partner in sexual crime

Cheeto: is that KaiserCrimson?
Yeet: Y-yeah!

by mouselame November 30, 2021