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Kim Kardashian

A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008
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Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.
by SocialKeith November 7, 2011
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The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.
The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.
by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016
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Kardouchian

A person, usually famous and/or rich, that has no talent, knowledge or skill so they rely on their social status to abuse privileges to make themselves the center of attention any opportunity that they can.
So, Bertha just said that she can't wait until she's pregnant because she thinks that the baby belly is so cute. What a Kardouchian.
by Thr3bx November 9, 2011
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kardick

While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.
Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage
by randohobo October 20, 2020
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Kim kardasian

That is a kim kardasian. She has more plastic in her ass than the pacific ocean
by Nigachin June 20, 2019
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the Kardashians

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!
by SilawenGreenleaf June 29, 2011
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