Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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He's a magic boy, son of The scarlet witch and the one and only (actually false) Vision.
He's a member of the young avengers
Recently married with the hot daddy from space aka Teddy Altman
Nerd as much as gay
And is gay as fck
Almost as me
...
No,not that much
But is an adorable cinnamon roll filled with fear and gay energy
He's a magic boy, son of The scarlet witch and the one and only (actually false) Vision.
He's a member of the young avengers
Recently married with the hot daddy from space aka Teddy Altman
Nerd as much as gay
And is gay as fck
Almost as me
...
No,not that much
But is an adorable cinnamon roll filled with fear and gay energy
Person 1: Damn bro you're so gay and totally in love with lord of the rings
Person 2: Im such a Billy Kaplan lol
Person 2: Im such a Billy Kaplan lol
by Hotdemonbitches22 November 22, 2021
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(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.
by MaddKap May 15, 2022
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