Kansas City Shuffle 

The storyline of the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin uses a "Kansas City Shuffle" as the primary plot device. As Mr. Goodkat mentions, "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks left, you go right." The origin of its name is revealed when a cover version of the song, performed by J. Ralph, plays at the end of the film. An item of interest regarding the Kansas City Shuffle is that while you've been reading this I've been fucking your mom.

For an example of the Kansas City Shuffle, see above.

Kansas City Shuffle by i.am.ichi July 7, 2010

Kansas City Kiss of Death 

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.

"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."

Kansas City Kiss of Death by General Asshat July 13, 2017

Kansas City Slider 

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.

Maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a Kansas City slider for her 11:00 set.

Kansas City Slider by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

Kansas City Bankroll 

A big wad of singles with a fifty dollar bill surrounding them to give the impression of wealth.

"Don't let him fool you. It's a Kansas City bankroll."

Kansas City Bankroll by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Kansas City Bean Bag 

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

Kansas City Bean Bag by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015

Kansas City Mojo 

Candy necklace toting, O-Town listening, candle burning, Red Cavalier driving, Ray Lewis coat wearing, frosted tip sporting, metro-sexual version of the Cleveland Mojo, only living in Kansas City.

"I cant wait to meet the Kansas City Mojo" R.R.

Kansas City Mojo by Big-Poppa March 8, 2019

Kansas City Royals

A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.

At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.

Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson

After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.

The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.

The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.

Kansas City Royals by Assex 776 October 18, 2007