Kansas

n: A state in the exact geographical middle of the United States; it has been scientifically proven that the state of Kansas is flatter than a pancake

adj: slang term for a female with qualities similar to those of the state of Kansas: Flat, White and Easy to Get into

Guy 1: O shit, you see Kansas over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she makes Kansas look like the freakin' Rocky Mountains

by Nidakiv May 20, 2005

Kansas

A state in the United States of America. It is flat like your ass, yes you, I'm looking at you.

"Kentucky is the only US state that starts with a K."
"What about Kansas" "KAN DIS DICK-"

by LeotheWindowshade May 13, 2023

Kansa

A mythological tribe of two Celestials that generally attempt to help mortals, but often times make things worse. Those that study them are known as Fixtorians.

The Kansa are the sworn enemies of the Kibaya tribe, although I'm not sure why because they're not very threatening.

by Hone'as October 2, 2019

Kansas

The home of the chicken fuckers. The only thing worth seeing there is the world's largest ball of twine.

We should nuke Kansas and Superior, NE and call it Lake Chicken!

by bippityboppityboo March 30, 2009

Kansas

Where badass motherfuckers like Vogenstein are born, and its pronounced kansas not kansa fuck you browny

These bitches love kansas

by Vogenstein October 11, 2019

Kansas

1. A state only liked by those who aren't native.

2. A decent band.

person- kansas is great
me- shure it fucking is

by Mr. It April 9, 2009

KANSAS

the most boring state in the USA.

There is nothing to do in Kansas.

by Naleilei April 18, 2005