kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

kamikaze bag

It's an eight ball mixed with half cocaine and half crushed meth

Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!

by Loso_007 July 23, 2015

Kamikaze Tactic

To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.

Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.

by EmersonH September 20, 2009

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010

Kamikaze Karl

A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries

TC

Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.

by The Crew February 12, 2005

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

Kamikaze Karaoke

Similar to regular karaoke, but in this version each participant takes to the microphone without any foreknowledge as to what song they will be performing and must complete said song whether they know it or not. Best results are achieved on at-home karaoke machines where discs can be inserted and played completely at random.

Really, kamikaze karaoke!?! I got stuck singing fucking Wham again? Really!?!

by Mayor of Can City May 21, 2008