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Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
by AidanTES July 9, 2019
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judenpie

Juden is, of course, German for "Jew". Pie is English for a baked food composed of a pastry shell filled with fruit, meat, cheese, or other ingredients, and usually covered with a pastry crust. Combine the two, and you have Judenpie. A pie like no other, one comprised of the ultimate component in acquired tastes - the jew.
Come here, my little judenpie! or
Would you care to have a taste of this freshly baked judenpie? It has extra golden frosting!
by Ariok August 25, 2004
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Judenjager

German word for jew hunter (more accurately spelled Judenjäger) .

Only those that have triumphed through jew hunting school are allowed to boast such a title. The lifes work of a Judenjäger is to crush penny munching parasites.
Jew: Can i eat your foreskin
Judenjager: Can u die
Jew: :(
Judenjager: hah
by BreadDeadRebreadtion July 31, 2019
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jorden

someone who talks a lot
You're such a jorden you talk all the time
by orioles1 May 13, 2010
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judenie

Judenie issa beautiful shawty and she know how to throw it down in the kitchen .she hella loyal
Dam I need a judenie in my life

Aye my homie got himself a judenie
by Judenie October 20, 2018
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Juden

German term for the Jewish people popularized by that one episode of South Park.

As a slang term, it's often used to highlight perceived greed, stinginess, or nepotism, or by an accuser to (somewhat) nonchalantly point out what they feel is a disproportionate level of cultural and economic influence exerted by the Jews.
"Christ, what the fuck were they thinking with that Ghostbusters remake?".
"I can smell Hollywood Juden and SJWs for miles".
by Memetic Magic February 12, 2018
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Jurjen

to pull a Jurjen: Getting blaimed for something you didn't do.
A: I got thrown out of the window by some guys and I got punished for it.
B: Wow, you totally pulled a Jurjen!
by mockingCat May 16, 2009
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