javier

the best man you will ever meet. nice and attractive. tall and handsome. the greatest sex you will ever have. usually a Mexican devoted to work.

"oh. what a javier."

by Harry Nuts May 19, 2008

bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.

trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"

by mb88 January 9, 2008

Javier

An amazing guy who is literally everything to me. He’s definitely someone you want in ur life. Extremely flirty. Has such an amazing voice, smile, heart. Everything about him is absolutely perfect. He deserves the world! His eyes and his smile, they just make me melt. I love this fool so much. Love you baby boy <3

Person 1:“Is that Javier”
Me: “Yup, but don’t even try he’s mine”

by Lunajj May 21, 2021

Javier

Name given to men/boys of hispanic or latin descent. Usually sporty and good fighters (2000 major boxers with name, Javier), but on the other hand are very kind and nice to women. Usually get a lot of girls, and fight a lot of boys, but still have lots of friends, and are more likely to be a person who you'll remember from multiple child-hood memories. But in conclusion, to be a "Javier" you have to be a leader, and ignore people who will get you nowhere.

Friend: Aye, Javier you see those mujeres over there
Javier: Ese, I hit that last week
Friend: Orale, Ese, hook me up vato

by jus another Cubano March 29, 2010

Dirty Javier

The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.

- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"

by jorgetheke June 21, 2010

joverly

Joverly is a very unique name. This name was founded when a child named Joverly was born. She was the inventor of this name because she named herself the moment she was born. This word means a person holds a supernatural power, the most powerful among other famous superheroes.

"Wow, he's so powerful, i mean, s
he's like Joverly"

by Lodiii June 7, 2021

Javier

Javier is the most amazing person you can ever meet on this planet. Javier is gentle, kind, humorous, handsome, smart, intelligent, creative, excellent, successful…And these are just 1% of Javier's good qualities. A Javier can be romantic and irritating, sensitive and insensitive at the same time, but it doesn't mean he's being complicated or contradictory, he's just multifaceted and being himself! So make sure you're prepared to deserve a Javier in your life forever. Overall Javier is truly Loveable, if you have a Javier, treat him well, and give him your heart because he'll definitely do the same!

Nickname: Javi

Someone: Why do you like him?
You: Because he's Javier, My Javier!

or
Nobody: It's hard to fall for someone(sigh)
You: Hug Javier*

by yinuooo November 22, 2021