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Air Jordans 

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
Air Jordans by vT3x January 28, 2012
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Mexican Jordans 

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.
"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

Cum on my jordans 

Someone who came on someones jordan

Jordanise 

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Jordanise by met388 August 16, 2009
basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
Jordans by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

Jordanian 

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.
Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..
Jordanian by AhmadG December 4, 2016

Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
Creased jordans by Gilliams May 23, 2022