jorb

Coach Z's way of saying the word job.

"You did a great jorb out there,Homestar!"

by Coach Z September 26, 2003

Jorb

The way in which Coach Z says job. Variations inclue jarb, jaerb, and joerghb. This odd pronunciation brought about the concern of his friends, who did their best to help. Coach Z improved his pronunciation after listening to the word job 285,194 times while he slept.

1. Coach Z: Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in. Great jarb there Homestar.
Homestar: Uh, Im sorry, what?
Coach Z: I, uh, I said you did a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I did a great what?
Coach Z: A great jaerb.
Homestar: Oh man.

2. Coach Z: Jorb.
Strong Bad: (clears throat)Yes, uh, that sounds very good, my only recommendation would be that next time try to add more syllables. Perhaps three, perhaps four? (hysterical laughing)

by Long Pants n Light Globes September 14, 2005

they took our jobs

Can only be pronouced 'dey tk oor jerbs', and is usually said in a high pitched wail. Is the main argument against immigrants coming into countries, and is the slogan of many workers unions. Many people say "They are taking our jobs" or "We are losing our jobs", but the grammatically correct way to say it is: 'dey tk oor jerbs' or in writing: 'they took our jobs'

"I think we should allow immigrants into the country, they will benefit the economy"

"bt dey tk oor jobs.

"Yeh, they took our jobs"

"That's not how to say it!"

by Guy with nothing better to do October 16, 2008

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).

I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.

by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

jorbie

a fucking amazing person who will rock your fucking world.

psshhttt... examples are for n00bs.
A Jorbie deff wouldn't use examples.

by You're Gonna Love My Nuts March 3, 2009