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Jorb
The way in which Coach Z says job. Variations inclue jarb, jaerb, and joerghb. This odd pronunciation brought about the concern of his friends, who did their best to help. Coach Z improved his pronunciation after listening to the word job 285,194 times while he slept.
1. Coach Z: Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in. Great jarb there Homestar.
Homestar: Uh, Im sorry, what?
Coach Z: I, uh, I said you did a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I did a great what?
Coach Z: A great jaerb.
Homestar: Oh man.
2. Coach Z: Jorb.
Strong Bad: (clears throat)Yes, uh, that sounds very good, my only recommendation would be that next time try to add more syllables. Perhaps three, perhaps four? (hysterical laughing)
Homestar: Uh, Im sorry, what?
Coach Z: I, uh, I said you did a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I did a great what?
Coach Z: A great jaerb.
Homestar: Oh man.
2. Coach Z: Jorb.
Strong Bad: (clears throat)Yes, uh, that sounds very good, my only recommendation would be that next time try to add more syllables. Perhaps three, perhaps four? (hysterical laughing)
Jorb by Long Pants n Light Globes September 14, 2005
Jorb
A traditional priestly garment - commonly used in the Catholic Church. Occasionally confused for a robe or coat by those less educated in the Catechism.
The priest was overwhelmed with a feeling of compassion for the sinners, probably because he had just gotten a new jorb that week and was full of God.
Jorb by BigFishDicks December 14, 2010
jorb
Great jorb!