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Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.
by KevinKlml June 6, 2019
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Joost

Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.
Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor
by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020
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Joost Winkens

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!
by Thissa420 November 22, 2019
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Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"
by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024
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Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.
Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”
by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021
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joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.
"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."
by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025
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