Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005

joosed

getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.

"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."

by 1/2AZN June 9, 2009

jooked up

Receive a good or service as a favor

jooked up is another word for getting hooked up with some shit for free

by savagetrillballinbankrobber October 23, 2010

joogeee

i miss my bf

joogeee joo bae 😩

by joogeee May 10, 2021

Joogled

When a relationship between events or topics is mutually inclusive but the connection is so abstract we can't verify the details, nature and extent of it.

While a comprehensive and absolute truth exists, we cannot know or understand it from our current perspective/dimension. It could be our hearts, minds, biology, physics, biases, apathy, experience or intellect preventing us from understanding, or something bigger than we are able to imagine. Maybe, something Godly. .

Aliens and Demons seem to have a lot in common but its purely speculative, the truth is joogled.
Rationally speaking, how might you differentiate between a spiritual entity, demon or an alien should you meet one?

by JoogledBot July 29, 2021

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021