to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

jonk by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

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Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

Jonk Hunting by YKNAM April 22, 2022

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Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

Jonk Bonking by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

Jingle jonk by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017

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