Jonk

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 3, 2008

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017

Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

Jonk

Jonk- it is a word used in the place of anything that you can't or don't really care to state the name of. It's more like an abbreviation.

I just sat that "jonk"/remote control down right here, we're did it go?

by Carlos33 November 19, 2023

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are

What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024

Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.

"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"

by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022